A few good (wo)men : Godboles Version

Yo
I am not done yet.Atul godbole happens to be a langoti-yaar who shares the same obsession with the movie AFGM like I do.
Here is his version, the scene being set in software company!
Read on.This ones even better than mine!
NOTE : This is for fun purposes only.No offences intended !
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Khandu's trial :Khandu : what do u wanna discuss now? My favourite platform?
My lawyer : Khandu, your boss told you that the job was open foranybody?
Khandu : Yes
My lawyer : He didnt tell you that the job was only open togorgeous
good-looking girls?
Khandu : No
My lawyer : And you were clear about what your boss wanted?
Khandu: Crystal
My lawyer : Is there any chance you ignored your boss's order?
Khandu : Ignore the order?
My lawyer : Any chance you forgot about it?
Khandu : No
My lawyer : Any chance that you left your boss's office andsaid..THE OLD MAN IS WRONG!
Khandu : you ever worked as a programmer at a (female-deficient ) company such as xyz?
My lawyer : No
Khandu : You ever worked under tremendous deadlines ( with onlyguys all around you )?
My lawyer : No
Khandu : Run your code on another colleague's( male) computerand asked
HIM to run his code on yours?
My lawyer :No
Khandu : We folow orders. WE FOLLOW ORDERS or projects run late.Its that simple. Are we clear?
My lawyer : Yes
Khandu : ARE WE CLEAR?
My lawyer : Yes
My lawyer : Khandu, I have just one more question before I call fellow
programmers Agarwal and Chachre. If your boos gave you an orderthat the> > >job was open for anybody and you always follow ur boss's orders,then why was the job posting advertised as only for gorgeous girls?
Khandu ( stuttering ) : Umm...The job umm ...required gorgeousgirls
My lawyer : Thats not what you said...you said the boss orderedyou to> list
he job as open for anybody. Then why the discriminating posting...khandu??> > Khandu : Sometimes you have to use your own mind....
My lawyer : No...you made it clear just a moment ago that youalways> follow your boss' orders. You follow orders or projects run late.
Khandu :You %^&$&%&%&
My lawyer : Khandu....why the discriminating posting?
Khandu ( slient)
My lawyer : Khandu...you deliberately posted such a listing...didnt you...THE MOMENT YOU LEFT YOUR BOSS" OFFICE...YOU CUT YOURFANTASIES LOOSE....YOU IMAGINED YOURSELF SURROUNDED BY GORGEOUSGIRLS....YOU GAVE THE DISCRIMINATING JOB LISTING...DIDNT YOU? ......khandu..... Did u order that the job be only for good-looking girls
Khandu : I did what my desires forced me to do...
My lawyer : DID YOU ORDER that the job be only for good-looking girls
Khandu : You are goddamm right I did
My lawyer : Please the court, the general court should take a note of what Khandu just said i suggest that Khandu be arrested immediately.
Khandu : What is this...some kind of a joke?
Khandu ( angry ) to my laywer : I WILL KILL YOU. You messed withthe wrong programmer!!
Khandu ( somehwat calm ) : You have no idea what you did today.You just
weakened the IT industry


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You cant handle the job!! We have a world that has companiesand those companies are run by girls with uhh long hair. Whos gonna havelong hair...you...You, Atul Godbole. Natani has a greatercandidature than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Khandu and you curse xyz,you have that luxury , you have the luxury of not knowing what I know,that xyz face though ugly and tormenting, xyz is still a girl and khandelwal's company while philandering and amorous to you, gives jobs. You dont want a girl becauwe deep down inside you get to seethem in theUS. Khandu needs girls on the jobs, khandu wants girls on thejobs. Khandu uses words like gorgeous, good looking, beautiful. He uses them as the backbone of the very life spend chasing girls, You use them as punchlines!! Khandu has neither the time, nor the inclination to explainhimself to a person who rises and sleeps thinking of a job that he providesand then questions the manner in which he provides . He'll rather youjust say Thank you and went on your way. Other wise I suggest you grow yourhair long and try for a job. Either way khandu doesnt give a damn what youthink your lawyer is gonna do. Are we clear???? Arrreee wee clear?????