A few Good men (Tats version)

Yo
Was just browsing through my inbox when I hit on this old email that I sent to my Miami egroup over an year ago.This was when I was under the influence of Col.Nathan R.Jessops fiery dialog delivery in a "A few good men".Along with AAA it is the only movie that I must have watched again and again and again and,,,,,,,

Heres a modified version of the court trial.
U wont appreciate this of course if you dont know the Original AFGM
A few references: Khare aka Sachin aka JAAD (for his enormous girth) is my roomie and Anyway here goes :
PS : Another version coming up soon.
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The scene is between me and khare...who play tom cruise and Jack Nicholson respectivelyread and u will understand..
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Part 1 of 2

Now listen up punekars coz i really mean this when i say it.Theres nutin better,in mumbai.beleive me gmen,than a train that u have to catch in the morning.Try and Catch em on time coz I saythis is true,If u havent caught a local with one hand dangling inmid air and the other griiping the pole,then u have just let thebest in life pass u by. Ofcourse, your problem is that u are a Punekar living in Sadashiv Peth (no pun intended).You will have to do with just taking your sic Bajaj to school and work until theyelect to start some subway.
I am a fairman Tats but this criticism of mumbai locals is makingme abs crazy.U want to hear about mumbai locals.On the record I say that trains that trains run on time and provide excellentservice.Off the record i say that they run late,are crammed with people and very filthy.Now if some punekar happens to dislike them so be it.We like our trains as they are.You want to malign the mumbai locals... roll the dice and take your chance.I catch a local everyday running 300 yards dodging my way though thousands of people all capable of tripping me.So dont think for a moment that u can comedown here flash your new Bajaj at me and make me nervous.You see son,I can deal with the mumbai rains,the mumbai trains andthe mumbai riots,I dont want the bikes and I dont want rickshaws.What i do want is for you to stand there, on platform #2and with your puneri mouth extend me some ******* courtesy,You haveto ask me nicely!================================
Part 2 of 2

Tats says "I want the truth
"You cant handle the truth!! Son, We live in a world that has trainsand thosetrains are caughth by men with fast legs . Whos gonna runfast ?..you? (Pointing to Tats) ...You, Pappan?We Mumbaikars have a greater responsibility than youcan possibly fathom. You weep for Monty and you curse these trainscause you havethat luxury , you have the luxury of not knowing what I know,that mumbais trains though crowded and chaotic move poeple. Their existence while grotesque and incomprehensible to you movespeople.You dont like trains becauwe deep down inside you dont get to see them in Pune. mumbai needs these trains, Mumbai wants thesetrains. Tats uses words like filthy,crowded and running late. We use themas the backbone of the very life spend chasing locals, You use them as punchlines!! I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explainmyself to a person who travels daily from churchgate to Parle andback from parle to Churchgate in these locals and then questions the manner in which he is transported . I willrather you just say Thank you and went on your way. Other wise I suggest youbuy urself a new bajaj and go to office.Wither way I dont give a damn what u doAre we clear????Arrreee wee clear?????